i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
When are your genitals available?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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