She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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