Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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