Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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