sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I want her autograph on my taint
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
