Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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