hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
When are your genitals available?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
