I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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