: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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