Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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