Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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