You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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