Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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