They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I did not marry a roomba.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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