Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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