goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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