are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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