Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
last night I used snow as a chaser
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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