It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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