Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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