So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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