I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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