I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
