Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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