New low: just hacked my moms facebook
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My vagina is very pro this idea
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