Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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