is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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