So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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