this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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