i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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