When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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