Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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