you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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