i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Two words: blizzard sex
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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