I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Someone signed my nipple.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize