i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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