chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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