So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I have aggressive nipples.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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