"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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