do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize