I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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