I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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