Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
