oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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