The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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