My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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