This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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