Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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