yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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