Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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