Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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