i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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