woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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